hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them.
i’ll see you in heck
when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality
and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality
you didn’t have time to be a person before depression
and it’s scary having no idea who you are
If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.